Thursday, July 16, 2015

Really Dumb Laws

Illinois
It is illegal to eat in a restaurant that is on fire. --Chicago
It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe’s neck. --Chicago
It is against the law to make faces at dogs.--Normal
It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals. –Zion

Indiana
No one may catch a fish with his bare hands.
Within four hours of eating garlic, a person may not enter a movie house, theater, or ride a public streetcar.  –Gary

California
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. --Baldwin Park
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.  --Blythe
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. --Chico
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time. –Hollywood

Alaska
It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. –Fairbanks

Florida
Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron.--Tampa

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