REDNECK HAIKUS
Coffee is brewing
I pound hard on bathroom door
I must brush my tooth
Squirrels foraging
In the tall grass of my yard
While I plan dinner
Seven gosh-durned dogs
Scattering throughout the house
My Chia pet died
My wife looks at her
Best while wearing my shirt
Because of the holes
The sun has risen
There is magic in the woods
The dove hunt is on
My hair was long and
Gray the day before my wife
Bought me a Flo-Bee
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